Nebby. Thinks that it is 1995...doesn't realize that their team is junk...overpays their coach...believes it is Ohio State to the world...bloody annoying. Will never reach the top unless they bring in a staff willing to break tradition...in other words...never.
Texas simply has too much money, doesn't have to make smart coaching decisions, uses the money as a cudgel. Could actually be a juggernaut in football if they had the right coaching staff and commitment. Basically a bully in the Big 12...would be just another team in the SEC.